After 63 basketball games in the March Madness tournament, Virginia beat out Texas Tech in a dramatic overtime game to be crowned the
2019 NCAA champions.
But to get to the final winner, college players competed in 28 games that started before 5 p.m. PT — for a total of 17 hours and 5 minutes of gametime during the workday. That begs the question: How do diehard fans watch those games?
Stunningly,
44% of March Madness fans said they’ve lied in order to watch the NCAA games during work hours, and we asked those folks to reveal the best real-life fake excuse they’ve used to dupe the boss*.
TSheets then hosted its own bracket-style competition, where Instagrammers narrowed down the top 16 fake excuses to the king of all excuses. “My dog was hit by a car” fell on Tuesday to the No. 1 best excuse for getting out of work to watch March Madness: “My cat is sick.”

We can’t guarantee these all actually worked for the people who used them, but here are the 63 best fake excuses we received from employees to watch March Madness during work hours. If you’ve tried one that worked for you, let us know in the comments below!
- My cat is sick
- My dog got hit by a car
- My bracket is perfect
- My wife is in labor
- I got robbed
- Tummy troubles
- I have pink eye
- Steph Curry is my brother
- I have a migraine
- I’m snowed in
- My grandma died
- My car won’t start
- I have a toothache
- Family emergency
- I have 3-point fever
- My car got stolen
- I had food poisoning and didn't want to infect the office with my germs
- I faked a pancreatic attack and was able to get a doctor’s note for that
- Doctor’s appointment
- I have been admitted to the hospital
- I had surgery
- I got food poisoning from food provided by the office
- I had to take my wife to the emergency room. I wasn't even married at the time.
- Explosive diarrhea
- Need to watch my kid's performance
- My son broke his arm
- I have to babysit my grandkids
- I say one of my kids is sick to be able to use sick time to watch my favorite teams
- My cat is on fire
- Dog has a vet appointment
- Fell down my steps and bruised my ribs.
- Car accident
- My elderly neighbor locked herself out of the house, and I’m the only person that has a key that is still alive. If I don’t make it home to let her in, she could wander around and get lost because of the dementia. I could never live with myself.
- I told my boss one of our co-workers was at the game and we should watch to see if we could see him
- Boosts employee morale
- I needed to watch to see if any of our clients were advertising
- Meeting a client
- I'll tell my boss that a customer was asking to put the game on
- I have to rearrange the supply closet
- I’m doing research for an article
- We HAVE to keep up with it in order to discuss it with our customers
- I made up a conference call with a guy from our Atlanta office who was using me for the same excuse!
- It's to study the bracket system for a project at the end of the year
- My car needed work and I had to run to the garage
- I’m having a tooth pulled
- One of the patients wants the game on
- If I don’t get to see the game, I’m quitting
- I'll be in the lab for most of the day so I can get caught up
- It was a way to teach my students about math
- I'm in the work pool
- I had a friend’s son playing
- My undergraduate school team played that day
- My brother’s playing in the championship game! (I don’t have a brother)
- Studying statistics
- It’s my birthday!
- Loan problems — at the time I was working on purchasing first home
- I am getting a fever!
- I had the cramps
- I have a tendon condition at my ankle, requiring me to stay immobile and at my desk all day
- My mom is sick, and I have to keep checking to make sure she’s ok
- I have a family trip
- I have an emergency call I’m waiting for
- Dude. I have a lot of money riding on these games. I gotta watch it!
Questions? Email Alysha Love (alysha_love@intuit.com) for the full data set, breakdowns by demographic, or infographics for your website.
*Methodology: On March 6 and 8, 2019, TSheets commissioned a mobile phone survey through Pollfish of 1,067 employed U.S. adults who report watching March Madness at work during the traditional workweek, with a margin of error of ±3 percentage points. The margin of error is larger for subgroups.
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